10. I read David Murray’s blog Shades of Gray, got scared, and changed my major to Kinesiology.
9. I think blogging is a fad and will go away.
8. I kan’t type wurth a krap.
7. WordPress is too expensive.
6. I’m a effin dumb ass, so why prove it to the world by blogging?
5. My mother might read it.
4. My mother might not read it, then I might not get any comments.
3. My instructor does not require me to blog for a grade.
2. I can’t ask my instructor “how long does this need to be?”
1. OMG! WTF! blogs like fkin gay, i’m like too busy texting my bff.